On underuse of punctuation

First of all. Underuse? Under use? Under-use?

Secondly, that first paragraph (is it a paragraph when it is just four extremely short sentences that don't exceed one line brake?), and for that matter this one, is (are?) certainly no example(s?) of underuse/under use/under-use of punctuation. You see, I tend to overuse/over use/over-use punctuation. That's right. My name is Cruella, and I am a punctuation addict.

I am not picky, but my drug of choice is the parenthesis (in fact, I think I need one right now). I like my brackets raw, I like them cooked (and crooked [or straight {or even moustachey}]). If out of parentheses, however, I also enjoy dashes - or hyphens since I'm too lazy to figure out how to make proper dashes in blogger - and I can't turn down the occasional semicolon; even if I don't know how to use them; properly.

Due to the unhealthiness of this addiction, however, I have decided to try to beat it. I'm thinking cold turkey.
Thus, starting from the next paragraph, there will be no punctuation. I realize this will be annoying, but I hope you all understand my reason for doing this. It really is time I break a bad habit.

So oh no I already have the need for a parenthesis since I wanted to explain that my lack of punctuation doesn't include or exclude capital letters and apostrophes because I don't really count that as punctuation since it in the case of capital letters isn't and in the case of apostrophes doesn't really give me much buzz besides the readability without them is severely reduced here comes another nonparenthesis and that should have been a hyphen but it'll have to do I'm watching Monty Python in the background and oh boy oh boy the Norwegian Blue sketch is on and it is hilarious as always but now the lack of exclamation points in that statement almost belittled it and no one should ever belittle the Norwegian Blue which is a parrot that has ceased to be I really want and ellipsis after that and a comma before this but alas I cannot.

Ack! I failed! Relapse on a full stop!! And now I can't stop using these exclamation points!!!!!!!!!

It's useless. I guess I'll have to live with being a punctuation junkie. At least this post served to convince me that it is probably actually "under used", but as I think this is slightly misleading (since it could be confused with "used" being physically "under" something), I'm still gonna go with under-used. It also allows me an extra punctuation mark. Mmmm..!!!???)(----]!.